A YOUNG MAN IS GETTING READY TO GO TO THE LOCAL DANCE AND AFTER GETTING WASHED AND CHANGED HE SPLASHES ON HIS FAVOURITE AFTERSHAVE. AT THE DANCE HE SEES A NICE YOUNG LADY AND ASKS HER TO DANCE. tHEY STARTED TO DANCE VERY CLOSE TOGETHER AND THIS GOT THE YOUNG LAD EXCITED AND THEN THE YOUNG LADY STARTS SNIFFING HIM AND SAYS, " HAVE YOU GOT SOMETHING ON?" TO WHICH HE REPLIES , " YES A HARD ON BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SMELL IT"...