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| Title | Tortoise Picnic.. |
| Joke | Two tortoises decided to have a picnic in the park but it would take them 5 days to get there. Terry tortoise says I know it takes a while but I do enjoy it so much. Ok says Tony tortoise I will make the sandwiches. So they pack up their sandwiches and off they go. After 3 days Terry stops and says oh no I forgot the salt I cannot possibly eat tomatoes without any salt I will have to go back for it. Tony says ok I will stay here and wait for you. Do not start without me says Terry, you must promise not to eat any sandwiches until I get back. Ok says Tony, off you go, I promise, and he goes in his shell. So 3 days go by time to get home and another 3 days go by he should be back but not a sign. Tony waits another day and another day but still no sign and he is getting hungry. After 2 more days he can't wait any longer and decides to open up the sandwiches and tuck in. He unwraps the bread papers and starts to munch on the sandwiches. Just then Terry crawls out from behind a nearby rock and says I knew you couldn't fu****g wait, I just knew it. |
| Posted by | mick54 |
| Joke Rating |   8.6 - 3 votes |
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